The team walks the hallway.
SNACKS
There's no way we can do what he's
asking. And if we get caught, we're
kicked out of school for sure.
CHARLIE
Duggan's threatening to kick us out
if we take on the Challenge. What's
the difference? No guts, no glory.
Benny suddenly darts out of a class and almost runs over
Charlie. He pushes Charlie to the ground.
BENNY
Watch where you're going, punk.
(to Izzy)
I see you're still hanging out with
this loser. What’s sad is that you
know you can do so much better.
Perhaps you'd like to reconsider?
IZZY
I'd rather guzzle water from a
toilet than waste my time with a
low-life back stabber like you.
BENNY
Suit yourself, you little tramp.
Charlie hops up, infuriated, ready to take a swing at Benny,
but Izzy beats him to it. POW!
It's a pretty good shot, right to the nose. Benny is dazed. A
drop of blood trickles out. Benny looks around, but none of
his minions are there to do his bidding.
BENNY (CONT’D)
You'll pay for this. You’re going
to die a death worse than Han Solo
in “The Force Awakens.”
CALISTA
HEY! Spoiler alert!
Squeal Team Six circles around Benny. They seem emboldened
after the encounter with Killer. Benny looks uncomfortable.
CHARLIE
You and your big talk. You’re so
certain you and the Jets are going
to win the Challenge. I think
you’re wrong. So what say we make
this interesting, Benny?
An evil grin crosses Benny’s face.
BENNY
Ah, a bet! Of course! Name your
terms, cretin.
CHARLIE
If we win, the Jets stop all their
bullying forever at Pinkley High.
The pranks, the threats, the
belittling. It all ends.
BENNY
(Considers it)
Okay, agreed. And if we win...
You have to join the Jets.
GASPS from the others.
IZZY
Charlie, no! Don’t do it!
Charlie shushes them. He squares up with Benny. They stare
each other down for a moment, then Charlie extends his hand.
CHARLIE
Deal.
They shake vigorously, almost too long. Neither wants to let
go first.
IZZY
And if both teams fail?
Benny laughs dismissively as he pushes his way through the
passing crowd.
BENNY
Dream on.
Meg sits on the couch and watches television. Charlie comes
in, lugging a backpack.
MEG
Where do you think you're going?
CHARLIE
I'm heading over to Snacks' house
to work on a school project.
MEG
You mean the Challenge?
CHARLIE
No, this is actually school-
related. I won't be late.
(beat)
Can I ask you a favor?
MEG
Sure, bud.
CHARLIE
Principal Duggan fired Killer for
working with us--
MEG
Are you kidding me? What a jerk.
CHARLIE
Yeah. You think you can talk to
your boss about hiring him?
MEG
Of course. Can't promise anything,
but I'm happy to talk to him.
Charlie gives her a hug and heads out the door.
A head pokes out a clump of bushes. Then another. Eventually
several heads look out from the shrubs.
Squeal Team Six is on the move. All of them in black long-
sleeved "Ryan High School" shirts. Charlie motions to the
others and they slip on balaclavas.
Masks on, they slide around the side of the building.
A brightly-lit side entrance greets them. A large steel door.
Charlie surveys the situation. There's a window two stories
up, slightly open. Just to the side, another story up, a
stone statue protrudes from the roof. A gargoyle.
Staying in the shadows, Charlie grabs a rope from a duffel
bag and ties a hammer onto the end. He tosses the hammer and
rope up and over the statue.
He quickly fashions a harness of sorts and begins the climb.
Once even with the window, Charlie swings side to side,
arcing higher and higher as his momentum builds. He reaches
for the opening, but he's miscalculated.
He's too high, and nearly topples from his harness as he
stretches for the window.
It takes several tries, and multiple adjustments, but
eventually, he grabs the window frame.
It's a tenuous grip, but it's enough.
On the ground, Izzy spots movement and gives a low whistle.
Charlie freezes just as he's about to pull himself up.
The others back into the shadows.There's SINGING. Approaching
below Charlie.
A JANITOR, male, late 30s, has arrived for work. Distracted
by the music in his headphones, he doesn't see Charlie
hanging from the window above the door.
Nor does he see Charlie's SHADOW, cast onto the sidewalk by
the light above.
JANITOR
I was born this way - hey, I was
born this way - hey, I'm on the
right track baby...
Charlie makes himself as flat as possible.
As he does, he SLIPS. Charlie lunges with his off-hand to
grab the window. Unfortunately for Charlie, the window begins
to close. Very slowly.
Until, finally, it closes completely. CLICK. The sound of the
lock engaging, meaning Charlie's hand is disengaging.
It gives way, sending Charlie on a large arc back into the
shadowy darkness.
The other team members hold their breath.
The Janitor looks up, but Charlie's arc continues deeper into
the darkness. His cover won't last long, though, as Charlie
reaches the apex on the other side.
Lucky for Charlie, a passing police car, sirens blaring and
lights flashing, catches the Janitor's attention.
The Janitor removes his headphones. Turns to watch the cop
car just as Charlie arches back into the light behind him.
The Janitor looks back at the door. Charlie's in the dark.
Then back to the patrol car. Charlie swings back into the
light, flailing for control.
Finally, Charlie grabs a downspout and holds tight, firm in
the cover of the night.
The Janitor loses interest and turns for the door. He slips
the headphones back on.
JANITOR (CONT’D)
Don't be a drag, just be a queen...
Without even bothering to get a key, he opens the door and
disappears inside. The others watch from the bushes.
EMO
(whispers)
It was unlocked the whole time?
Charlie lightly bangs his head on the metal downspout.
The team sneaks inside a dark and empty gym.
Toots eyes a basketball net, then throws up an imaginary
shot. Celebrates to a non-existent crowd, which earns a glare
from the others.
A RATTLE of an opening door send the team scurrying into the--
LOCKER ROOM
The team surveys the empty locker room. Football jerseys hang
in each locker, along with pads, helmets, etc. Calista picks
up a jock strap off the floor and displays it.
CALISTA
What is this?
IZZY
Shhh! Put that down!
Charlie leads everyone to the back of the room.The faint
sound of the Janitor singing comes into earshot.
As the sound grows closer, they dash out a side door. Trekkie
knocks over a trash can as he goes.
The noise from the can reverberates throughout the room as
the Janitor enters. He lowers his headphones and grimaces at
the spilled trash can. He looks around suspiciously.
HALLWAY
The team reaches Principal Duggan's office. Charlie tries the
door -- locked.
But Izzy reaches into her pocket and pulls out -- a key.
CHARLIE
How...
IZZY
(whispers)
I work here, remember? I took a
spare key before I left this
morning. We'll leave it when we go.
Izzy opens the door as footsteps sound out in the hallway.
The team scrambles inside and quietly closes the door.
The room is an outer room to Duggan’s office where his
secretary sits. Another door leads to Duggan's office. The
team quietly enters the second door.
INSIDE DUGGAN'S OFFICE
Everyone is jittery as they surround Duggan's desk. Charlie
sets the duffel bag on the desk and is ready to unzip it when
they hear--
The sound of an opening door in the outer office. If they
weren't in panic mode before, they are now.
Charlie, wide-eyed, puts a finger to his lips and points in
the direction of a filing cabinet in the corner.
The door opens, and the Janitor pushes a large wastebasket in
the room. The headphones still on, music barely seeps out and
he sings along, unfortunately.
JANITOR
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far...
It takes everything Calista can do to keep from breaking out
in laughter. Charlie gives her a stern look, then recoils in
horror when he notices:
The duffel bag sitting on the desk. He points it out to Izzy.
The Janitor grabs Duggan's wastebasket and empties it. As he
heads for the door, he stops when he notices the bag.
At first he looks as if he's going to open the bag, then to
the great relief of the team, he reconsiders and exits the
office, singing again about his sexiness.
Everyone can breathe again.
When they're certain the Janitor is gone, Charlie unzips the
bag and hands screwdrivers around.
CHARLIE
Let's get started.
— ⑨
INT. HIGH SCHOOL - HALLWAY - DAY
The team walks the hallway.
SNACKS
There's no way we can do what he's
asking. And if we get caught, we're
kicked out of school for sure.
CHARLIE
Duggan's threatening to kick us out
if we take on the Challenge. What's
the difference? No guts, no glory.
Benny suddenly darts out of a class and almost runs over
Charlie. He pushes Charlie to the ground.
BENNY
Watch where you're going, punk.
(to Izzy)
I see you're still hanging out with
this loser. What’s sad is that you
know you can do so much better.
Perhaps you'd like to reconsider?
IZZY
I'd rather guzzle water from a
toilet than waste my time with a
low-life back stabber like you.
BENNY
Suit yourself, you little tramp.
Charlie hops up, infuriated, ready to take a swing at Benny,
but Izzy beats him to it. POW!
It's a pretty good shot, right to the nose. Benny is dazed. A
drop of blood trickles out. Benny looks around, but none of
his minions are there to do his bidding.
BENNY (CONT’D)
You'll pay for this. You’re going
to die a death worse than Han Solo
in “The Force Awakens.”
CALISTA
HEY! Spoiler alert!
Squeal Team Six circles around Benny. They seem emboldened
after the encounter with Killer. Benny looks uncomfortable.
CHARLIE
You and your big talk. You’re so
certain you and the Jets are going
to win the Challenge. I think
you’re wrong. So what say we make
this interesting, Benny?
An evil grin crosses Benny’s face.
BENNY
Ah, a bet! Of course! Name your
terms, cretin.
CHARLIE
If we win, the Jets stop all their
bullying forever at Pinkley High.
The pranks, the threats, the
belittling. It all ends.
BENNY
(Considers it)
Okay, agreed. And if we win...
You have to join the Jets.
GASPS from the others.
IZZY
Charlie, no! Don’t do it!
Charlie shushes them. He squares up with Benny. They stare
each other down for a moment, then Charlie extends his hand.
CHARLIE
Deal.
They shake vigorously, almost too long. Neither wants to let
go first.
IZZY
And if both teams fail?
Benny laughs dismissively as he pushes his way through the
passing crowd.
BENNY
Dream on.
INT. CHARLIE'S RESIDENCE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Meg sits on the couch and watches television. Charlie comes
in, lugging a backpack.
MEG
Where do you think you're going?
CHARLIE
I'm heading over to Snacks' house
to work on a school project.
MEG
You mean the Challenge?
CHARLIE
No, this is actually school-
related. I won't be late.
(beat)
Can I ask you a favor?
MEG
Sure, bud.
CHARLIE
Principal Duggan fired Killer for
working with us--
MEG
Are you kidding me? What a jerk.
CHARLIE
Yeah. You think you can talk to
your boss about hiring him?
MEG
Of course. Can't promise anything,
but I'm happy to talk to him.
Charlie gives her a hug and heads out the door.
EXT. HIGH SCHOOL - NIGHT
A head pokes out a clump of bushes. Then another. Eventually
several heads look out from the shrubs.
Squeal Team Six is on the move. All of them in black long-
sleeved "Ryan High School" shirts. Charlie motions to the
others and they slip on balaclavas.
Masks on, they slide around the side of the building.
A brightly-lit side entrance greets them. A large steel door.
Charlie surveys the situation. There's a window two stories
up, slightly open. Just to the side, another story up, a
stone statue protrudes from the roof. A gargoyle.
Staying in the shadows, Charlie grabs a rope from a duffel
bag and ties a hammer onto the end. He tosses the hammer and
rope up and over the statue.
He quickly fashions a harness of sorts and begins the climb.
Once even with the window, Charlie swings side to side,
arcing higher and higher as his momentum builds. He reaches
for the opening, but he's miscalculated.
He's too high, and nearly topples from his harness as he
stretches for the window.
It takes several tries, and multiple adjustments, but
eventually, he grabs the window frame.
It's a tenuous grip, but it's enough.
On the ground, Izzy spots movement and gives a low whistle.
Charlie freezes just as he's about to pull himself up.
The others back into the shadows.There's SINGING. Approaching
below Charlie.
A JANITOR, male, late 30s, has arrived for work. Distracted
by the music in his headphones, he doesn't see Charlie
hanging from the window above the door.
Nor does he see Charlie's SHADOW, cast onto the sidewalk by
the light above.
JANITOR
I was born this way - hey, I was
born this way - hey, I'm on the
right track baby...
Charlie makes himself as flat as possible.
As he does, he SLIPS. Charlie lunges with his off-hand to
grab the window. Unfortunately for Charlie, the window begins
to close. Very slowly.
Until, finally, it closes completely. CLICK. The sound of the
lock engaging, meaning Charlie's hand is disengaging.
It gives way, sending Charlie on a large arc back into the
shadowy darkness.
The other team members hold their breath.
The Janitor looks up, but Charlie's arc continues deeper into
the darkness. His cover won't last long, though, as Charlie
reaches the apex on the other side.
Lucky for Charlie, a passing police car, sirens blaring and
lights flashing, catches the Janitor's attention.
The Janitor removes his headphones. Turns to watch the cop
car just as Charlie arches back into the light behind him.
The Janitor looks back at the door. Charlie's in the dark.
Then back to the patrol car. Charlie swings back into the
light, flailing for control.
Finally, Charlie grabs a downspout and holds tight, firm in
the cover of the night.
The Janitor loses interest and turns for the door. He slips
the headphones back on.
JANITOR (CONT’D)
Don't be a drag, just be a queen...
Without even bothering to get a key, he opens the door and
disappears inside. The others watch from the bushes.
EMO
(whispers)
It was unlocked the whole time?
Charlie lightly bangs his head on the metal downspout.
INT. HIGH SCHOOL - GYM - NIGHT
The team sneaks inside a dark and empty gym.
Toots eyes a basketball net, then throws up an imaginary
shot. Celebrates to a non-existent crowd, which earns a glare
from the others.
A RATTLE of an opening door send the team scurrying into the--
LOCKER ROOM
The team surveys the empty locker room. Football jerseys hang
in each locker, along with pads, helmets, etc. Calista picks
up a jock strap off the floor and displays it.
CALISTA
What is this?
IZZY
Shhh! Put that down!
Charlie leads everyone to the back of the room.The faint
sound of the Janitor singing comes into earshot.
As the sound grows closer, they dash out a side door. Trekkie
knocks over a trash can as he goes.
The noise from the can reverberates throughout the room as
the Janitor enters. He lowers his headphones and grimaces at
the spilled trash can. He looks around suspiciously.
HALLWAY
The team reaches Principal Duggan's office. Charlie tries the
door -- locked.
But Izzy reaches into her pocket and pulls out -- a key.
CHARLIE
How...
IZZY
(whispers)
I work here, remember? I took a
spare key before I left this
morning. We'll leave it when we go.
Izzy opens the door as footsteps sound out in the hallway.
The team scrambles inside and quietly closes the door.
INT. HIGH SCHOOL - PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE - NIGHT
The room is an outer room to Duggan’s office where his
secretary sits. Another door leads to Duggan's office. The
team quietly enters the second door.
INSIDE DUGGAN'S OFFICE
Everyone is jittery as they surround Duggan's desk. Charlie
sets the duffel bag on the desk and is ready to unzip it when
they hear--
The sound of an opening door in the outer office. If they
weren't in panic mode before, they are now.
Charlie, wide-eyed, puts a finger to his lips and points in
the direction of a filing cabinet in the corner.
The door opens, and the Janitor pushes a large wastebasket in
the room. The headphones still on, music barely seeps out and
he sings along, unfortunately.
JANITOR
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far...
It takes everything Calista can do to keep from breaking out
in laughter. Charlie gives her a stern look, then recoils in
horror when he notices:
The duffel bag sitting on the desk. He points it out to Izzy.
The Janitor grabs Duggan's wastebasket and empties it. As he
heads for the door, he stops when he notices the bag.
At first he looks as if he's going to open the bag, then to
the great relief of the team, he reconsiders and exits the
office, singing again about his sexiness.
Everyone can breathe again.
When they're certain the Janitor is gone, Charlie unzips the
bag and hands screwdrivers around.
CHARLIE
Let's get started.








