The minutes on the clock wind down to noon.
MRS. CUCAMONGA stands at the front of the class.
MRS. CUCAMONGA
So, what did everyone do this
weekend?
DEREK(17), the class clown, announces before everyone else.
DEREK
I went hunting in the mountains and
shot myself three deer!
BROOKE(17), the babbling ditz, is disgusted.
BROOKE
How could you kill a living animal?
DEREK
How could you not?
BROOKE
How would you like it if someone
just suddenly killed you?
DEREK
What kind of dumbass question is
that?
BROOKE
Pig!
DEREK
Skank!
MRS. CUCAMONGA
Hey! That’s enough! Derek, stop
being a dirty bastard. Brooke,
stop being a little bitch.
Ben sarcastically nudges Danny.
BEN
Tell them about your new friend.
DANNY
Okay!
6.
BEN
Shit! Wait! I was kidd-
Danny enthusiastically speaks up.
DANNY
I got my fifteenth friend on
Buddysearch last night!
The class is silent then breaks into laughter. Ben slams his
head hard onto his desk in disappointment.
BROOKE
Isn’t Buddysearch that website
where you can add friends and
stuff?
DANNY
Yeah! It’s so cool!
BROOKE
It’s lame, though. You don’t do
anything on it.
DANNY
You just said it, though! You can
add friends and stuff!
DEREK
Freaksearch.com would be a more
appropriate name. Invite all child
molesters, ass hats, and losers
like Danny.
Danny frowns.
End of Chapter Four
INT. ENGLISH CLASS - DAY
The minutes on the clock wind down to noon.
MRS. CUCAMONGA stands at the front of the class.
MRS. CUCAMONGA
So, what did everyone do this
weekend?
DEREK(17), the class clown, announces before everyone else.
DEREK
I went hunting in the mountains and
shot myself three deer!
BROOKE(17), the babbling ditz, is disgusted.
BROOKE
How could you kill a living animal?
DEREK
How could you not?
BROOKE
How would you like it if someone
just suddenly killed you?
DEREK
What kind of dumbass question is
that?
BROOKE
Pig!
DEREK
Skank!
MRS. CUCAMONGA
Hey! That’s enough! Derek, stop
being a dirty bastard. Brooke,
stop being a little bitch.
Ben sarcastically nudges Danny.
BEN
Tell them about your new friend.
DANNY
Okay!
6.
BEN
Shit! Wait! I was kidd-
Danny enthusiastically speaks up.
DANNY
I got my fifteenth friend on
Buddysearch last night!
The class is silent then breaks into laughter. Ben slams his
head hard onto his desk in disappointment.
BROOKE
Isn’t Buddysearch that website
where you can add friends and
stuff?
DANNY
Yeah! It’s so cool!
BROOKE
It’s lame, though. You don’t do
anything on it.
DANNY
You just said it, though! You can
add friends and stuff!
DEREK
Freaksearch.com would be a more
appropriate name. Invite all child
molesters, ass hats, and losers
like Danny.
Danny frowns.