Danny takes cover until he spots a STUDENT log into his
Buddysearch from a computer. Interested, he walks over.
DANNY
Hey, what’s up?
STUDENT
Hi...?
DANNY
So, you have Buddysearch also?
10.
STUDENT
Evidently.
DANNY
Can I add you to my account?
The student oddly looks at him.
STUDENT
Do I know you?
DANNY
Well, no, but I see you only have
nine friends there, so I thought
maybe you’d like a boost.
The student doesn’t really care, but he humors Danny.
STUDENT
Yeah. Okay. Sure.
DANNY
Sweet! That gives me sixteen
friends! That’s, like, double your
nine! What if my number grows to
50? 75? Triple digits, O-M-G!
STUDENT
Hey, nine times two is not sixteen.
DANNY
What if Don wants to meet with me
as a special “user of honor”?
STUDENT
What? Dude, you are so weird.
DANNY
You know what? When I add you to
my friends list, you’re getting a
negative comment!
STUDENT
Douche.
End of Chapter Six
INT. LIBRARY - DAY
Danny takes cover until he spots a STUDENT log into his
Buddysearch from a computer. Interested, he walks over.
DANNY
Hey, what’s up?
STUDENT
Hi...?
DANNY
So, you have Buddysearch also?
10.
STUDENT
Evidently.
DANNY
Can I add you to my account?
The student oddly looks at him.
STUDENT
Do I know you?
DANNY
Well, no, but I see you only have
nine friends there, so I thought
maybe you’d like a boost.
The student doesn’t really care, but he humors Danny.
STUDENT
Yeah. Okay. Sure.
DANNY
Sweet! That gives me sixteen
friends! That’s, like, double your
nine! What if my number grows to
50? 75? Triple digits, O-M-G!
STUDENT
Hey, nine times two is not sixteen.
DANNY
What if Don wants to meet with me
as a special “user of honor”?
STUDENT
What? Dude, you are so weird.
DANNY
You know what? When I add you to
my friends list, you’re getting a
negative comment!
STUDENT
Douche.